Busch Stadium has been overrun by squirrels in the last two days. On Tuesday night, a critter scurried across the field and ran around in foul territory. His reasoning: "I'm cute. I have a fluffy tail. I am totally going to get picked up by a ball girl!" On Wednesday, either the same squirrel or an accomplice dashed right in front of the plate as Roy Oswalt delivered a pitch. Umpire Angel Hernandez called it a ball, and Oswalt complained that he was distracted by the squirrel. ...What's with the squirrels? I've had it with these %$!# squirrels. And these %$!# snakes!
Batter Skip Schumaker flied out, so the squirrel had no impact on the game, but Oswalt was still fuzzy about the rules concerning four-legged interlopers. "I was wondering what size animal it needed to be to not have a pitch," Oswalt said after the game. "If it ran up the guy's leg, would he have called the pitch for a strike?"
Fortunately, the power is back. Watch the Brewers and the Diamondbacks with us here at desquirrelified Meadhouse. (And hang out for the Phillies and the Cardinals and whatever squirrels there be.)
Source - Althouse
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